The Second Month

Another month gone, and you know what that means?

Yes, more words from me…and we get paid.

But for now let us focus on the more words from me part.

 

As you can probably guess from the really insipid title this is the second instalment of my Nine Twenty blog. I attempted to come up with a more interesting sequel title, but gave up after I discovered the greatest sequel title of all time – ‘Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo’ ­– So thank you Cannon Films, you’ve made my blog really, really boring.

 

Enough nonsense, what actually happened in the past?

 

Well first off we now write 9-20 like this - Nine Twenty.

Which is tremendous as it doubles the word count for these blogs right off the bat.

We had lunch. Not just any lunch though.

We had our first ‘Top Performers Lunch’ which somehow I was able to attend. I think someone may have phoned in sick and I took their place.

I had a burger, thanks for asking.

 

Oh and we launched our new Nine Twenty website.

 

If these words are appearing on your screen, somewhere at some time. Then the new site should still be working. If not then I am talking to myself…again.

 

There’s a couple of words I could use to describe the launch of the website, but after my use of insipid earlier I’ve set myself up for a bit of a fall. Hectic could work. Challenging could work.

Interesting could work. Let’s go with hectic. [If only the word of the day toilet paper wasn’t ‘bin’ then I could better insipid, alas it was not meant to be]

 

There are still some tweaks to be made here and there, but everything should be working. So feel free to explore; don’t worry I will wait...

 

…Good you are back. Now I must apologise for my profile picture, it’s giving off very Andre the Giant after a heavy drinking session vibes so that’s a tweak that needs made. Also the Guru part, I’ll need to change that as I am no guru – For one, I cannot grow a beard. Two, I don’t own a pair of sandals. And three I’ve never practiced meditation, only sleeping. So there’s another tweak.

 

I’m trying to think if there is anything else I really need to mention, but my head is empty – Does that count as meditation?

 

Maybe I will reconsider that title.

 

Fingers crossed, I am hoping to at least make a trilogy with these blog entries, so please join me next month for ‘The Third Month: The Third One’

 

After that who knows what will happen…

 

Grant Morrison, Marketing Executive, Nine Twenty